KISS Tooth Tunes
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your favorite retail establishment, Gene Simmons finds a new way to bastardize the KISS name, and take money out of your wallet.
Now every time you brush, you too can Rock and Roll All Night, and Party Every Day with a Gene Simmons like Smile using the brand new Kiss Tooth Tunes, Toothbrush.
Sadly, a scary amount of us will go out and buy on of these musical toothbrushes. Too Funny!
They ought to put a warning on the label. Tooth Tunes Brush is not intended for toungue brushing. May cause Demon like side effects.
For my fellow KISS fans that are embarrased of all the kiddie crap they’ve been doing since 1977, Ace Frehley and Peter Criss had absolutely nothing to do with this.
Thank God I’m not in the KISS Army. Rock Soldiers unite!
If I was a kid I would totally want one of these!