Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
puppies shitting on the floor
Ozzy Osbourne screaming Sharrrrrrrrrron,
Lets pick a title for……
My new album which will rock,
with no Zakk, it will be a shock.
“Soul Sucka it shall be”,
Ozzy stuttered out with Glee.
Next summer it shall come
even though the title is dumb
Change the title I beg thee,
your fans are no dummies.
Destined to fail, with a name this bad
your decision for a title is truly sad.
Even with Gus G taking over to strum,
This album I fear will be a big bum.
Quit listening to Jack,
put away the rap,
and come up with some better
than this utter crap.